1 00:00:00,801 --> 00:00:01,702 Previously on Swingtown: 2 00:00:01,735 --> 00:00:03,637 JANET: You told him that rather than go home 3 00:00:03,671 --> 00:00:05,373 and discuss the fact that he got fired 4 00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:06,374 with his wife, 5 00:00:06,407 --> 00:00:07,708 he should head over here 6 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:09,277 and have a field day with the swingers. 7 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:10,244 It wasn't like that. 8 00:00:10,278 --> 00:00:12,613 TRINA: Susan, Bruce... Sylvia and Brad Davis. 9 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:14,582 Brad is rabid to psychoanalyze you. 10 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:16,217 SUSAN: So what do you see? 11 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:17,285 (chuckling) 12 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:18,286 About the other night... 13 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:21,222 You were a perfect gentleman. Not so perfect. 14 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:24,692 Mom, Mr. Thompson, this is Mr. Stevens... 15 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:26,127 Doug. 16 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:28,396 He was my teacher over the summer. 17 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:29,797 What do you want to do next? 18 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:33,234 You slept with her, didn't you? 19 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:34,302 Oh, you can't seriously tell me 20 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:36,304 you're jealous of Bobbi. 21 00:00:36,337 --> 00:00:38,472 You don't get to tell me how I feel right now. 22 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:39,607 (camera clicks) 23 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:40,608 I think we need 24 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:42,176 to revisit the rules 25 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:44,145 and be exclusive for a while. 26 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:46,180 BRAD: Susan, what's the difference 27 00:00:46,214 --> 00:00:48,549 between Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford? 28 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:49,717 I don't know, Brad, what? 29 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:51,285 Nixon couldn't tell the truth. 30 00:00:51,319 --> 00:00:52,253 Ford can't tell the difference. 31 00:00:52,286 --> 00:00:53,454 (both laughing) 32 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:55,089 You think Carter's any better? 33 00:00:55,123 --> 00:00:56,324 He's just plain nuts. 34 00:00:58,126 --> 00:00:59,293 Nuts... you know, peanut farmer? 35 00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:00,561 Oh, God. Oh come on, that's funny! 36 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:01,729 Boo, boo. 37 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:02,730 Neither one of you 38 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:04,298 should quit your day jobs. 39 00:01:04,332 --> 00:01:05,699 But I will agree with one thing. 40 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:07,401 This country's two-party system 41 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:08,536 is a total joke. 42 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:09,570 By this time tomorrow, 43 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:10,771 we'll know who the Republican 44 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:12,140 presidential nominee will be. 45 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:13,307 God help us. 46 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:14,642 If Sylvia's gonna start stumping, 47 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,144 I'm pouring another round. 48 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:17,178 Make mine a double. 49 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:19,680 (gasps) 50 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:21,249 Everyone getting famished? 51 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:22,716 Bruce is on his second drink, 52 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:25,153 and Sylvia's starting to talk politics. 53 00:01:25,153 --> 00:01:27,188 Oh, well, I better hurry this up. 54 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:29,490 You know, speaking of uncomfortable conversations, 55 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:31,259 have you spoken to Janet 56 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:32,360 since the party last weekend? 57 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:34,262 We had lunch. 58 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:36,164 I'm back to square one with her, aren't I? 59 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:37,431 Well, I wouldn't say square one. 60 00:01:37,465 --> 00:01:40,334 I am the one who brought Roger to the pool party. 61 00:01:40,368 --> 00:01:41,669 You did nothing wrong. 62 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:42,903 She still doesn't think 63 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,772 I set out to seduce him, does she? 64 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:46,207 I'm not sure she ever really believed that. 65 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,342 I-I think that she... 66 00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:50,411 felt more excluded than betrayed. 67 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:53,614 Might take her longer to forgive me than you. 68 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:55,283 You know, I might want to try 69 00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:58,519 to do something to smooth it over. 70 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:00,254 Maybe a pedicure 71 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:01,389 or a shopping spree. 72 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:02,656 (laughing) 73 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:04,792 That's a great idea... 74 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:07,261 but you-you might want to... 75 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:09,497 think of something a little more Janet. 76 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:11,632 Right. 77 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:15,203 I'll think of something. 78 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:16,770 MAN (on TV): It's no guarded secret. 79 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:18,572 It's something that's been generally known, 80 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:19,840 and as a matter of fact, 81 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,675 I suspect it was pretty generally known 82 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:24,345 to the president since we've been friends for many years. 83 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:26,347 NEWSCASTER: Senator, would you agree that, uh, 84 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,816 you are an attractive quantity for this ticket? 85 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:29,817 (man laughing on TV) 86 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:30,818 Can't remember the last time 87 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:32,253 I saw you at the typewriter. 88 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:33,654 Must be serious business. 89 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,589 Just nailing down my options. 90 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:39,693 You know, I can still do 100 words a minute, 91 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:41,429 if you'd let me help. 92 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:44,365 At this stage, I'm really just brainstorming. 93 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:46,600 Roger, it's my future, too. 94 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:47,701 I-I-I want to help. 95 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:55,309 Firefighter-- really? 96 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:57,378 (typing fast) 97 00:02:58,412 --> 00:02:59,247 Did you ever look 98 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,382 into any of those engineering schools? 99 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:02,383 I did. 100 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:04,752 There's a program at DeVry. 101 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:06,554 I applied for the fall. You did? 102 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:08,322 In the meantime, I need to pay the bills. 103 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:11,459 Um, stockbroker... 104 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:12,493 now, there's a career. 105 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:13,627 (typing) 106 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:15,296 Have you mentioned it to Bruce? 107 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:16,997 I'm meeting him downtown tomorrow 108 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,466 to pick his brain a little bit. 109 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:20,834 Got anything else up your sleeve? 110 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,636 How about... 111 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:25,606 (typing slowly) 112 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,410 Gravedigger? 113 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:31,011 It's almost time for Barney Miller. 114 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,346 I'm gonna get a beer. 115 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:35,783 MAN (on TV): I don't tend to do that, even if it's a light day, 116 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:37,385 but, uh, to honestly answer your question... 117 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:38,852 TRINA: "Sexual Revolution 118 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,588 in Modern Marriage" by Brad Davis. 119 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:42,456 Ooh. Ah. 120 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:45,459 "While long popular in urban circles, 121 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:47,395 "a growing number of middle Americans 122 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:48,629 "are opening their bedroom doors 123 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:50,764 to experimentation with other couples." 124 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:54,302 Now, wherever did you get that idea? 125 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:55,469 (laughter) I may have stumbled 126 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:57,338 into your basement once or twice. 127 00:03:57,371 --> 00:03:58,439 (laughter) 128 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:01,942 Simon and Schuster just optioned this article for a book. 129 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,911 Wow. Congratulations. 130 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,413 Thank you. 131 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:07,014 Should make for some interesting research. 132 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:08,549 (laughter) 133 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,451 Brad has an all-access pass 134 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,052 to the Pendulum Club tomorrow night, 135 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,021 if anyone's up for an adventure. 136 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:15,423 BRUCE: The Pendulum Club? 137 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:16,424 That's the, uh... 138 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:18,392 the sex club on-on Dearborn? 139 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:19,727 Sex club? 140 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,395 More like an erotic cabaret. 141 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:22,863 Tom and I sure picked the wrong month 142 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:23,931 to close our marriage. 143 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:25,733 Wait, you mean you two aren't... 144 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,568 Turns out there are worse things 145 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,437 out there than monogamy. 146 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:30,504 Like what? 147 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:31,572 Infidelity. 148 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:32,940 BRAD: Seems that it comes down 149 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:34,342 to the difference between swinging 150 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:35,609 and cheating... you know, I would like 151 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:37,077 to interview you all for the book. 152 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,712 Uh, no. I, uh... 153 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,483 No, uh, thanks. 154 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:45,986 Why don't we crack open that bottle 155 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:47,455 of brandy you brought, Bruce? 156 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:48,389 Uh, yeah, great. 157 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:50,824 I'll go get it. 158 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:55,095 (Trina sighs) A toast. 159 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,364 To Brad. 160 00:04:56,364 --> 00:04:57,398 SYLVIA: To Brad. 161 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:58,499 To Brad. 162 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:11,879 Bruce, you awake? 163 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:15,449 Yeah. 164 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:19,820 Do we need to talk? 165 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:24,392 Yeah, I-I think we do. 166 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:37,438 Look, I've been debating about telling you this, 167 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:39,507 'cause it's-it's not that big a deal. 168 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,710 I-I mean... or it shouldn't be. 169 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:44,978 I mean, we both slept 170 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,547 with another couple this summer, 171 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:49,517 so it's-it's not like it's unprecedented. 172 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,753 Bruce, what are you talking about? 173 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:57,558 Remember the night of the blackout? 174 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:05,633 I-I wasn't out... 175 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:07,535 with the guys all night. 176 00:06:09,737 --> 00:06:11,138 Where were you? 177 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:16,644 I went over to Melinda's. 178 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:23,984 Captioning sponsored by CBS PARAMOUNT NETWORK TELEVISION 179 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:26,754 * Give it up, give it up 180 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:30,591 * Give it up, give it up * 181 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:33,827 * Ah, ah, ah * 182 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:36,163 * Give it up for love 183 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:38,532 * Ah, ah, ah * 184 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:39,933 * Give it up for love. 185 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:49,910 Susan, I'm really sorry. 186 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:51,645 You already said that. 187 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:53,481 All we did was kiss. 188 00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:54,582 Already said that, too. 189 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:57,751 It was just that one time at her apartment. 190 00:06:57,785 --> 00:06:59,553 And the train station. 191 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:02,990 (sighs) Right. 192 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:06,860 You know, I think I'd feel 193 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:09,530 better if you'd just yell at me. 194 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:10,898 Bruce, am I glad 195 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,733 you told me? Yes. 196 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,635 Do I wish it had never happened? 197 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:15,636 Oh, yes. 198 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:17,004 I'll talk to Melinda today. 199 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:18,539 I will let her know 200 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:20,541 in no uncertain terms that... No. 201 00:07:20,574 --> 00:07:23,977 I don't want you to talk to her at all... 202 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:26,013 if you think you can manage that. 203 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:28,616 Okay, if that's what you want. 204 00:07:29,717 --> 00:07:31,819 I'm meeting Roger for a drink after work. 205 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:33,754 He asked to talk to me. 206 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:37,925 About what? 207 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,561 A job at the Exchange. 208 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:42,696 It's just Roger, 209 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:43,931 I promise, 210 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,099 and then I'm coming straight home. 211 00:07:58,278 --> 00:07:59,613 Bruce... 212 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:02,883 I have a wild idea. 213 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:07,988 Why don't we meet Brad and Sylvia 214 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,723 at the Pendulum Club afterward? 215 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:10,758 (laughs) 216 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:13,226 What, are you kidding? 217 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:16,096 I don't want this-- 218 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,766 whatever this is... sex-- 219 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:20,267 to control our marriage. 220 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,970 I want us to control it... together. 221 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,973 Just like that first night at Tom and Trina's house. 222 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,942 Tom and-and Trina put the brakes on that-that... 223 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:30,744 I'm not saying we actually have 224 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:32,580 to do anything with anyone. 225 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:35,115 I just... 226 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:36,950 I think it would be good for us. 227 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:40,153 (sighs) 228 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,591 Okay. 229 00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:52,299 Laurie, you're in charge of dinner tonight. 230 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:54,001 I'm spending the night at Rick's, remember? 231 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,268 And I'm staying at Stacy's. 232 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:56,303 I haven't heard Stacy's name 233 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:58,305 all summer. 234 00:08:58,338 --> 00:08:59,907 Which is why we're getting together. 235 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:01,274 Where are you guys going? 236 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:02,676 Downtown. 237 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:03,844 (door closing) 238 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,114 Was that Dad? 239 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:11,118 Clean this up when you're done, please. 240 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,227 Trina. 241 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:22,630 I hope you don't mind. I got your address from Susan. 242 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,297 Well, it's a shame you didn't get my phone number. 243 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:25,298 Would've saved you a trip. 244 00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:26,634 I made muffins. 245 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:28,636 Congratulations. 246 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:29,937 Janet... 247 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,371 I know you're upset, 248 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,941 but if I can just talk to you for five minutes... 249 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:36,877 I haven't baked anything since high school home ec. 250 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,647 Please? 251 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:45,853 Oh... those suckers aren't coming out, are they? 252 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,120 I don't know what I did. 253 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:49,389 Well, usually... 254 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,692 There's, uh, these liners... 255 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:53,661 uh, or-or even just a shot of Pam 256 00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:54,695 will do it, but... 257 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:58,198 Here we go. 258 00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,332 Oh, God. 259 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:00,400 (both laughing) 260 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,401 Oops. 261 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,402 You know, the tops 262 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,871 are the best part anyway. 263 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,138 (laughing) 264 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,174 (laughing) 265 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:08,241 Janet... 266 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:10,744 I'm sorry 267 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:13,380 about that whole misunderstanding with Roger. 268 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:14,347 That photograph you saw-- 269 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,884 all he did that day was swim and have fun. 270 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:17,751 Without me. 271 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:20,654 Well, losing your job is pretty major. 272 00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:23,757 He was just blowing off steam. 273 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,392 I'm sure he wished you were there. 274 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:26,827 I'm not so sure. 275 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,430 I feel like Roger's changing, 276 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,933 and I'm not just talking about the job. 277 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,102 Well, people change. 278 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,303 They're supposed to. 279 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:37,938 Maybe people like you and Tom. 280 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,307 And Susan, but... 281 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:45,145 I'm not the kind of person who can find herself 282 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:48,081 by losing an earring in someone else's bedroom. 283 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:49,950 (sighs) 284 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,184 And trying something new 285 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,319 shouldn't mean losing anything. 286 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,955 Susan and Bruce have been 287 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,757 in a moment of transition, 288 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,125 and sharing a new experience 289 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,392 brought them closer together. 290 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,361 Same could be true for you and Roger. 291 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:04,732 (laughs) 292 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:07,400 If you're suggesting Roger and I, uh, 293 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,402 then you've forgotten who you're talking to. 294 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:12,239 I'm talking to the woman who let loose up at Susan's cabin, 295 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:13,774 and who watched Deep Throat 296 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,475 with a bunch of strangers at our house. 297 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:18,445 Can't smoke pot and watch porno movies every night. 298 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:19,780 Besides, 299 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:22,215 those weekends, that... 300 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:24,251 they weren't really me. 301 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:28,021 I think we all underestimate who the real Janet is. 302 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,126 Thanks for meeting me, Bruce. 303 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,494 You know, I never got the detail 304 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,496 about what happened over at Mutual. 305 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,800 Why'd they let you go after 12 years? 306 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,434 Guess I, uh, asked for a promotion 307 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:42,435 on the wrong day. 308 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:43,771 Bastards. 309 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:47,240 How's all this sitting with Janet? 310 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:50,243 Actually, she's taking it pretty well. 311 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:51,812 Just wish I'd told her sooner. 312 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,146 You know what's funny? 313 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,148 Sometimes, you know, it's never as bad 314 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:56,950 as you think it's gonna be with women. 315 00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:58,151 What do you mean? 316 00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:00,220 I had this little indiscretion, 317 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:01,889 uh, with a girl from the firm, 318 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,891 Melinda... The one from the scavenger hunt... 319 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,192 Nothing happened. 320 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,194 Nothing much. 321 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,229 But I felt so guilty about it, 322 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,298 I ended up telling Susan last night. 323 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,300 How'd she take it? 324 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,068 Really well. 325 00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:18,238 So well we're going to the-the Pendulum Club. 326 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:19,539 You know that place? 327 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,174 We got invited 328 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,409 by some friends of the Deckers. 329 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,411 Oh, so it's... it's like a... 330 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,048 And Susan wants to go? Yeah. 331 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,549 I don't know if I'm being set up 332 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,184 or what, but... 333 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:34,221 Anyway, uh, what is it that can I tell you about 334 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,223 the Options Exchange? 335 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,058 Oh, um, 336 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,493 I guess just what kind of job opportunities 337 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:41,561 there might be. 338 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,996 Now, I'm not looking 339 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,364 for any special favors. 340 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:45,999 I got no problem starting at the bottom. 341 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:49,036 You telling me you want to be a trader? 342 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:52,005 Well... I'm open to it. 343 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:54,174 All right, 344 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:57,544 I-I-I can put in a word, but, um... 345 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,847 uh, can I be honest? 346 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:04,317 You're not exactly a born risk-taker, Rog. 347 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,485 You know? 348 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:06,987 Some guys are. Some aren't. 349 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,989 But-but working on that floor, 350 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:11,258 a guy can lose your shirt in an afternoon. 351 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,861 I'd hate to think I was setting you up for a fall. 352 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,365 Yeah, no, I, I hear what you're saying. 353 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,400 Probably not that guy, 354 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,402 am I? 355 00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:25,005 I'll grab us a couple more drinks. 356 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:27,007 Pete, two more. 357 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,010 Huh. 358 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,012 You realize you have more John Denver albums 359 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,014 than my mother. 360 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,482 I knew I liked her. 361 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:36,884 How does she feel about Roxy Music? 362 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,886 I think you might 363 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,888 have her there. 364 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,890 * 365 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:51,431 Ugh, the Republicans are choosing their nominee tonight. 366 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,901 I know, that convention ought to be fascinating. 367 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:56,904 I say this with confidence: 368 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:59,372 there is nothing fascinating about Gerald Ford 369 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:00,941 or Ronald Reagan. 370 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,609 Morbidly fascinating. 371 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:05,145 I thought you were a conscientious objector 372 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,546 to television. 373 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,416 This is a rare exception. 374 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,953 So let's do it. 375 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,487 We could watch it at my place. 376 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,489 My parents are downtown for the night, 377 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,658 and my brother is staying at a friend's. 378 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,428 I don't think so. 379 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,430 Come on, what better place 380 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,365 to watch the Republican National Convention 381 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:28,401 than in an actual Republican living room? 382 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:31,171 (doorbell ringing) 383 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:37,144 Ah, Susan! Wow! 384 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,946 You look great. 385 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,948 Bruce and I are going to the Pendulum Club tonight. 386 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,049 You are? 387 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,250 What brought that on? 388 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,285 Bruce kissed Melinda. 389 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,422 Twice, actually. 390 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:53,093 And I guess he's been to her apartment, too, 391 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,295 so... 392 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,030 Oh, Susan, I'm so sorry. 393 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,701 He said nothing more happened, and I believe him. 394 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,972 I don't think it's anything more serious than a... 395 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,974 work crush. 396 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,441 Like Tom and that stewardess Bobbi. 397 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:09,609 If Bobbi had a brain. 398 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,112 Are you sure going to the Pendulum Club 399 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,613 is the right move? 400 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:14,747 Not at all, 401 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:19,052 which is why I was hoping you and Tom might join us. 402 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,654 Uh, Susan, Tom and I are... 403 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,690 taking break for a while. I could really 404 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:26,059 use you tonight for moral support, 405 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,560 just like a tour guide. 406 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,065 If Bruce is feeling tempted, 407 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:35,035 it's something I want him to share with me, not hide from me. 408 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,004 Well, in that case, 409 00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,439 the Pendulum Club might be the perfect place for you and Bruce 410 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:40,740 to shake this off. 411 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:41,741 I'll call Tom. 412 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,710 (doorbell ringing) 413 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,016 Janet! 414 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:51,018 Hi! Susan... 415 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,385 Hello. 416 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:55,322 Trina brought me muffins 417 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,389 this morning. Oh! 418 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,058 Your tin. 419 00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,626 Plus some liners for your next batch. 420 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,494 I wrote down a few of my favorite recipes, 421 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,496 and if could offer a tip? 422 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,332 Apple sauce. 423 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:07,500 Makes them unspeakably moist. Mm-hmm. Apple sauce? 424 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,036 TRINA: I'll be sure to remember that. 425 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,473 Well, don't you look nice. 426 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,042 Oh. 427 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:18,411 Oh, well, we're heading downtown to meet Tom and Bruce. 428 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:23,050 Oh, well, uh, don't let me stop you. 429 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:26,053 No, Janet, I would have invited you, 430 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,487 but this club we're 431 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,522 going to... Wouldn't want someone like me 432 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,091 for a member? 433 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:34,061 Maybe you shouldn't underestimate me, 434 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,095 Susan. 435 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,663 If Roger's still with Bruce, 436 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,699 we could call and they could meet us at this club. 437 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,570 I-I mean unless there's a dress code. 438 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,072 (chuckles) 439 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,574 Oh, there's a dress code. 440 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,342 Why don't we pick something for you 441 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,344 out of my closet. 442 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,280 Really? Well, if we're going to do this, let's do it. 443 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,683 There's a few things you need to know 444 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:59,219 about the Pendulum Club. 445 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,254 Pendulum Club? 446 00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:03,256 Don't worry. 447 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,258 Just stick close to us. 448 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:08,428 * Take no big thing 449 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:11,331 * To wait for ... 450 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:15,635 * Take no big thing... 451 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,638 (sighs) Well... 452 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:21,674 this ought to be one for the scrapbook. 453 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,481 Trina, how nice to see you. 454 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,150 Good evening. 455 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,352 I can't believe I told Roger to meet us here. 456 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,190 Susan, Trina. 457 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,791 Sylvia. 458 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,860 Isn't this place a scream? 459 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,395 I could scream. 460 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:44,431 TRINA: Sylvia, you remember Janet. Of course, 461 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:45,665 from the Deep Throat party. 462 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,367 Harry Reems absolutely adored you. 463 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,735 Well, uh, 464 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,771 please tell him I said hello. 465 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,740 MAN: Oh, yeah. 466 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,142 WOMAN: You like that? 467 00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,180 I do believe there's a unicorn 468 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,581 on your tail, my friend. 469 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,416 In this place? 470 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,152 You shouldn't joke. I'm talking about 471 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,786 that smoking hot single woman 472 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,421 who comes out of nowhere, looking to play, 473 00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:11,758 and trots off just as fast. 474 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,494 Aren't you a doll. 475 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,629 Good luck, pal. 476 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,298 (chuckles) Mmm. 477 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,200 Where's Brad? Oh, he's over there, 478 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,501 interviewing couples. 479 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,803 I see you don't wear a wedding ring. 480 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,338 I'm going to go find my husband. 481 00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,747 (sighs) 482 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,717 So, here we are. 483 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,752 This is a little out there, isn't it? 484 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,754 A little? 485 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,323 Come on. 486 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:44,791 Never a dull moment, huh, babe? 487 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,660 Mmm. I feel like a kid in a candy store. 488 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,496 In handcuffs. 489 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:51,198 Yeah, and not the fun, fuzzy kind. 490 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,233 Hi, Tom. 491 00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,867 (clears throat) 492 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,536 I'm digging this whole 493 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:57,704 fish-out-of-water vibe. 494 00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:58,738 Very sexy. 495 00:18:58,771 --> 00:18:59,606 I, uh, I actually... 496 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,474 I really haven't ever been here before. 497 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,210 Neither has my wife. 498 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,377 Which one is she? 499 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,779 The brunette headed this way. 500 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:07,880 Mmm. 501 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:10,583 First-timers. 502 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,219 I'm Janet, Roger's wife. 503 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,553 Lucky girl. 504 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:14,554 How about 505 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,889 a tour of the back room? 506 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:24,231 Miller. 507 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,299 Hey. It's about time you showed up. 508 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,934 Oh, Samantha and I were just hanging out. 509 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:28,768 Hope it's okay. 510 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,337 Yeah, yeah, it's cool. 511 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,305 You see guys I told you there'd be chicks here. 512 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:33,740 This is Samantha. 513 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,775 Samantha, this is a bunch of nimrods. 514 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:38,978 You ever played Pong? 515 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,780 Yeah. 516 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,649 Dollar says Samantha kicks your butt. 517 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,618 Reset the game, losers. 518 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,654 We... 519 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,689 have another sucker. 520 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:55,828 I have been called... 521 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,297 That's it. 522 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,332 Ford versus Carter in November. 523 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,934 Are those people faking it? 524 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:04,837 No one could get this riled up about Gerald Ford, 525 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,506 I mean, in a good way. 526 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,674 I'm riled up. 527 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,309 Democrats just dodged a bullet. 528 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,844 Reagan would have been a far better candidate. 529 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,680 You like Reagan? 530 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,014 He's a born politician. 531 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,949 Had this gone the other way, 532 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,918 Reagan might have been the new leader of the free world. 533 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,621 Why are we always calling our president the "leader 534 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:22,822 of the free world"? 535 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,023 Did anybody ever check 536 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,658 with the president of France about that? 537 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,494 Do you even know who the president of France is? 538 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:28,961 Giscard d'Estaing. 539 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,963 That is so hot. 540 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:32,999 (giggles) 541 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:40,673 * Drive all night, drive all day... * 542 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,709 It's pretty fascinating, isn't it? 543 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,377 Makes our night at the Playboy Club 544 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,713 seem like a Girl Scout meeting. 545 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,781 Call me anytime if you want to talk some more. 546 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,717 My service will track me down. 547 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:51,984 MAN: Hey, thanks. Nice! 548 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,653 You getting what you came for, hon? 549 00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,755 Best-seller material. 550 00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:56,889 You catch the guy 551 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,491 in the judge's robes walking around? 552 00:20:58,525 --> 00:20:59,759 He actually has a seat 553 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:00,927 on the Illinois State Supreme Court. 554 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,962 His wife is a stenographer. 555 00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:04,931 You never can tell with people, can you? 556 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:05,965 That's what keeps me employed. 557 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:06,899 Yeah, I'm gonna go 558 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,968 to the men's room. If I'm not back in five, 559 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,037 you send out a search party. 560 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:16,343 Bruce is adorable, you know. 561 00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:18,878 Brad's pretty charming himself. 562 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:21,781 Do what I can with what I got. 563 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,816 You're quite something, too, Susan. 564 00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:26,353 Oh, I don't know. 565 00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:27,854 Compared to these people, I... 566 00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,356 SYLVIA: Are you kidding? 567 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,023 Brad couldn't stop talking about you 568 00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:33,626 and Bruce for weeks after we met. 569 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,495 We both did. 570 00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,430 I think you two are the interesting ones. 571 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,366 You lead such... 572 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:42,435 ...glamorous lives. 573 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:45,505 Well, it's nice to know we're all mutually intrigued. 574 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,641 BJ: Game point! 575 00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:50,877 SAMANTHA: Oh, come on. See. 576 00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:53,813 BOY: Come on. Get it. 577 00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:54,847 No. Oh! 578 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:56,916 Yes! Yes! 579 00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:59,386 Woo-hoo! 580 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:02,389 Pleasure doing business with you. 581 00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:04,056 Come on, Jimmy Connors. 582 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:05,592 One more? 583 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:06,759 Forget it. 584 00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:07,894 That's all my money. 585 00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:10,430 I should probably get home anyway. 586 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,465 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 587 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:13,433 It's early. 588 00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:15,868 There are plenty of other games we can play. 589 00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:17,904 Like what? 590 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:21,508 Spin the bottle. 591 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:24,076 * 592 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:30,950 * Yo te quero, mi corazon * 593 00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:33,085 Uh, no unescorted males allowed. 594 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,688 Sorry, Daphne. Our friend Bruce doesn't know all the rules. 595 00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:37,156 Well, hello, strangers. 596 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,426 We haven't seen you here in forever. 597 00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:41,928 Tom and I are laying low for a while. 598 00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:43,095 We're, um, 599 00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:44,964 not participating. Pity. 600 00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:46,799 Look, I suppose a quick peak 601 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:48,134 is out of the question? 602 00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:50,703 Right. Okay. 603 00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:52,672 * Mi corazon... * 604 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:56,075 You want to take him 605 00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:57,677 back with you? 606 00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,146 (moaning and laughing) 607 00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:01,147 It's your chance, 608 00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:02,515 pal. 609 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:03,950 Actually... 610 00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:06,953 I've invited Brad and Sylvia to come home with us. 611 00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:08,254 Brad really wants to interview us, 612 00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:11,090 and I told him if they came back to our place for a drink, 613 00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:13,626 we'd see how it goes. 614 00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:16,162 What? You-You mean that-that...? 615 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:21,501 Okay. 616 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:24,103 Trina, 617 00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:26,506 have you seen Janet and Roger? 618 00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:28,608 Uh, no, come to think of it. 619 00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:30,977 I'm sure they probably left. 620 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:32,545 TRINA: Why don't you two catch a ride 621 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:33,846 with Brad and Sylvia, 622 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,048 and we'll make sure Roger and Janet get home? 623 00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:40,186 Thanks, Trina. 624 00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:45,958 Kind of makes you feel like a parent on prom night. 625 00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:47,560 (Trina laughs) 626 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:50,497 We have to get out of here, Tom. I'm dying. Uh-huh. 627 00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:52,064 Bye. 628 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,733 I just gave the virgins a tour. 629 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:56,903 Oh, Roger, 630 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:59,171 there you are. 631 00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:00,039 Where's Janet? 632 00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:01,173 Oh. 633 00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:02,742 My God. 634 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,176 Why don't we get you two home? 635 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,212 That's okay. We have our car. 636 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:13,185 We must go forth from here united, determined... 637 00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:14,721 LAURIE: You're right. 638 00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:17,056 Reagan is way better than Ford. 639 00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:19,158 (laughing): Oh. 640 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:21,661 Yeah, but now Carter has a shot at it. 641 00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:23,530 (cheering and applause on TV) 642 00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:25,532 (both moaning) 643 00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:26,699 (door opening) 644 00:24:26,733 --> 00:24:27,900 BRUCE: Come on in. 645 00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:29,068 (laughter) 646 00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:30,903 Oh, my God, my parents are home! 647 00:24:30,937 --> 00:24:33,005 What? 648 00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:34,941 Holy cow. Get the TV! 649 00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:39,211 I thought you said 650 00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:41,180 they weren't coming back until late. Shh! 651 00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:42,214 SUSAN: The kids are out for the night, 652 00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:44,851 so we have... we have the place to ourselves. 653 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:47,253 (laughing) 654 00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:49,255 Oh, my God, they're not alone. 655 00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:54,827 Look at the new wallpaper. 656 00:24:54,861 --> 00:24:56,763 Not that your caricature of me went unappreciated. 657 00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:58,197 That's not a caricature at all. 658 00:24:58,230 --> 00:24:59,666 It's a significant piece of art. 659 00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:00,767 (laughs) 660 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,670 I hate to think of you all covered up under there. 661 00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:05,071 Who's up for a drink? 662 00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:06,573 What do you got? 663 00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:08,240 Uh, I could whip up some 664 00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:10,242 gin and tonics? The bar's in here. 665 00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:11,644 SYLVIA: I'm a little ginned out. 666 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:13,613 Do you have any, um... Crap! 667 00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:15,582 ...white wine or...? 668 00:25:15,582 --> 00:25:16,616 In the kitchen refrigerator, Bruce. 669 00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:18,117 (whispers): I don't believe this. 670 00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:19,986 Uh, right this way. 671 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:22,088 Looks like a bomb went off in here. 672 00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:25,257 Kids. I'm sorry about the mess. 673 00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:26,593 Just don't let Brad see. 674 00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:27,827 He's a bit of an obsessive-compulsive. 675 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,161 A what? 676 00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:30,763 He likes things neat. 677 00:25:30,797 --> 00:25:32,965 I, on the other hand, 678 00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:35,067 don't mind a little mess. 679 00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:39,271 What the hell is going on? 680 00:25:39,305 --> 00:25:41,140 MAN (on radio) That's extra bases! 681 00:25:41,173 --> 00:25:42,709 (static and music on different stations) 682 00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:45,311 Oh, God, what a fantastic song. 683 00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:46,679 * Crimson and clover... 684 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:47,880 Reminds me of this time 685 00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:49,281 Brad and I were in the Haight 686 00:25:49,315 --> 00:25:52,752 at some completely out-of-control shrink party 687 00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:54,787 where everybody was taking LSD. 688 00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:58,791 I had an out-of-body experience listening to this song. 689 00:25:58,825 --> 00:26:00,827 The lawyer lady took LSD? 690 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:04,697 Tell me you don't think of me as the lawyer lady. 691 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,065 I'm getting past it. 692 00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:08,901 Cheers. 693 00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:11,638 * Crimson and clover... 694 00:26:11,671 --> 00:26:12,939 (doorbell rings) 695 00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:15,107 Hi. Uh, uh... 696 00:26:15,141 --> 00:26:16,643 Oh. Don't mean to interrupt. 697 00:26:16,643 --> 00:26:18,645 TRINA: Oh, no, no, no, that's fine. 698 00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:20,813 Apparently we're entertaining. 699 00:26:20,847 --> 00:26:22,181 Come on in. 700 00:26:22,214 --> 00:26:25,184 I just, uh, wanted to get my dress and return yours. 701 00:26:25,217 --> 00:26:26,285 DEBORAH: Roger! 702 00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:27,654 You're here. 703 00:26:27,687 --> 00:26:28,387 (laughs) 704 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,356 Excuse me. (clears throat) 705 00:26:30,389 --> 00:26:31,724 Uh, actually, 706 00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:33,392 we're-we're not staying. One dance. 707 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,327 You won't even have to do anything. 708 00:26:35,361 --> 00:26:37,329 (laughs) 709 00:26:37,363 --> 00:26:39,666 BRAD: So, tell me, 710 00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:44,136 what does modern marriage mean to a woman like you? 711 00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:45,838 (inhales and exhales) 712 00:26:45,872 --> 00:26:47,139 I don't know. 713 00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:49,141 I guess a modern marriage 714 00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:53,212 is one that is... equal, 715 00:26:53,245 --> 00:26:54,681 and open to change. 716 00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:56,683 Interesting. 717 00:26:56,683 --> 00:26:58,084 Is it passionate? 718 00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,386 Yes. 719 00:27:00,419 --> 00:27:02,689 How passionate? 720 00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:05,424 * Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah 721 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,694 * What a beautiful feeling... 722 00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:10,429 Are you asking me... 723 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:12,164 how often or how intense? 724 00:27:12,198 --> 00:27:14,133 (whispering): We have to get out of here, 725 00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:15,367 or I'm going to scream. 726 00:27:15,401 --> 00:27:17,036 (quietly): Please, don't scream. 727 00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:19,138 GROUP: * Crimson and clover 728 00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:21,140 * Over and over 729 00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:22,842 I'm in hell. 730 00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:27,113 * 731 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:29,315 Trina, uh, there's some sort of... 732 00:27:29,348 --> 00:27:31,117 stain on your dress? 733 00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:33,152 Don't worry about it. 734 00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:37,123 Did you take all these? 735 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:39,458 A while ago, most of them. 736 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:40,727 This one's recent. 737 00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:45,832 I took it the day Tom and I decided to close our marriage. 738 00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:48,735 You mean, not, uh... not be with other people? 739 00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:50,737 For now. 740 00:27:50,737 --> 00:27:52,739 This picture reminds me why. 741 00:27:52,739 --> 00:27:54,240 Have you always had this 742 00:27:54,273 --> 00:27:55,474 honesty compulsion? 743 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:56,442 I used to love 744 00:27:56,475 --> 00:27:58,444 dissecting stuff in school-- 745 00:27:58,477 --> 00:28:01,380 pulling all the layers apart and seeing what's underneath-- 746 00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:03,449 so, yeah, I guess. 747 00:28:03,482 --> 00:28:05,251 You know, I think I had you all wrong. 748 00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:08,755 You seem like you want to be the center of attention, but... 749 00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,923 you're an observer. 750 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:16,095 I guess I underestimated you, too. 751 00:28:18,464 --> 00:28:20,432 People are always more interesting 752 00:28:20,466 --> 00:28:22,434 when they think no one's looking. 753 00:28:22,468 --> 00:28:24,236 You should be proud of yourself 754 00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:25,838 for going to that club tonight. 755 00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:27,439 It was a big step. 756 00:28:27,473 --> 00:28:30,409 I-I only did it for Roger. 757 00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:31,443 (laughs) 758 00:28:31,477 --> 00:28:33,279 RICK: Here goes nothing. 759 00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:35,281 * 760 00:28:35,314 --> 00:28:37,249 (laughter) 761 00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:38,350 RICK: Sorry. 762 00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:39,451 I'm not spending two minutes 763 00:28:39,485 --> 00:28:41,220 in the closet with a dude. 764 00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:42,855 (laughter) 765 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:44,791 * 766 00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:54,500 Whatever. 767 00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:56,535 Let's go. 768 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:58,805 * Ain't no better way 769 00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:02,008 Don't start the timer until the door shuts. 770 00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:05,111 * It's a brand-new day... 771 00:29:05,144 --> 00:29:06,813 (door closes) 772 00:29:10,549 --> 00:29:12,819 (laughs) 773 00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:14,486 Don't think I'm kissing you. 774 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,823 Who says I even want to? 775 00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:19,291 Good, 'cause I'm not. 776 00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:20,292 Why'd you even come here? 777 00:29:20,326 --> 00:29:22,294 Because BJ asked me to. 778 00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:23,830 (laughs) 779 00:29:23,830 --> 00:29:26,032 Oh, BJ. 780 00:29:26,065 --> 00:29:27,934 What's that supposed to mean? 781 00:29:27,967 --> 00:29:30,102 He's just got a thing for strays. 782 00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:32,571 Lame dogs, abandoned cats, 783 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:33,906 broken birds. 784 00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:35,541 He can't help himself. 785 00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:37,109 I should know. He's been my friend 786 00:29:37,143 --> 00:29:38,978 my entire life. 787 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,883 Yeah, well, it's pretty obvious how you feel about him. 788 00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:47,486 At least to me, and that's fine. 789 00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:50,089 Nobody's trying to take him away from you. 790 00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:51,390 (loud smack) 791 00:29:51,423 --> 00:29:52,859 RICK: Ow! 792 00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:53,559 Oh! 793 00:29:53,592 --> 00:29:54,560 Whoa, Sam. 794 00:29:54,593 --> 00:29:56,062 Where you going? 795 00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:59,465 Dude, what the hell did you do? 796 00:29:59,498 --> 00:30:01,000 Nothing, man. She tongued me. 797 00:30:01,033 --> 00:30:02,234 And then punched you? 798 00:30:02,268 --> 00:30:04,803 Sam? 799 00:30:07,874 --> 00:30:10,877 I did this on the door. 800 00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:12,611 So what's with this whole 801 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:13,913 season of passion theory? 802 00:30:13,946 --> 00:30:14,881 What's that about? 803 00:30:14,914 --> 00:30:18,084 Brad thinks that human sexuality is perennial. 804 00:30:18,117 --> 00:30:20,252 Like flowers. 805 00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:22,855 I like to categorize my wife as a hothouse orchid. 806 00:30:22,889 --> 00:30:24,190 (laughs) 807 00:30:24,223 --> 00:30:25,557 She's always in bloom. 808 00:30:25,591 --> 00:30:27,559 (laughter) 809 00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:29,962 What about you, Brad? Do you have a season 810 00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:31,630 of passion? 811 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:33,465 He's deciduous. 812 00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:35,902 * Let's get it on... 813 00:30:35,935 --> 00:30:38,237 (laughter) 814 00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:39,305 This is ridiculous. 815 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:40,873 Let's just walk out there. 816 00:30:40,907 --> 00:30:42,909 We'll deal with this like adults. Are you insane? 817 00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:44,877 (laughter) We'll say I was helping you. 818 00:30:44,911 --> 00:30:46,312 With what? 819 00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:48,981 Some kind of philosophy emergency? 820 00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:50,482 (laughter) 821 00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:52,318 Okay, what about the truth? 822 00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:54,887 We came to watch the GOP nomination, all right? 823 00:30:54,921 --> 00:30:56,588 Maybe your dad would be cool with that. 824 00:30:56,622 --> 00:30:58,024 (sniffing) 825 00:30:58,057 --> 00:30:59,591 Oh, my God. What? 826 00:30:59,625 --> 00:31:01,393 Are they smoking pot? 827 00:31:01,427 --> 00:31:05,497 * With so much to give 828 00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:07,099 * Understand me, sugar... 829 00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:10,136 So, uh, what do you think? 830 00:31:10,169 --> 00:31:12,004 (both laughing) 831 00:31:12,038 --> 00:31:14,106 I think we should go for it. 832 00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:16,642 Yeah? 833 00:31:16,675 --> 00:31:18,945 Don't you? 834 00:31:18,978 --> 00:31:24,984 * There's nothin' wrong with me * 835 00:31:25,017 --> 00:31:27,053 * Lovin' you 836 00:31:27,086 --> 00:31:30,556 * Baby now 837 00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:34,660 * And giving yourself to me can never be wrong... * 838 00:31:34,693 --> 00:31:35,661 What? Go! 839 00:31:35,694 --> 00:31:37,296 Just-Just hang on. 840 00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:39,631 Let's take this in the other room. 841 00:31:39,665 --> 00:31:42,001 * Oh, baby 842 00:31:42,034 --> 00:31:43,669 * Ooh, ooh 843 00:31:43,702 --> 00:31:45,371 * 844 00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:47,974 Why? What's going on? 845 00:31:47,974 --> 00:31:50,176 * 846 00:31:50,209 --> 00:31:54,113 (giggling) 847 00:31:54,146 --> 00:31:55,347 * 848 00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:59,018 * Mmm... 849 00:31:59,051 --> 00:32:03,522 * Oh, yeah... 850 00:32:03,555 --> 00:32:05,257 Oh. 851 00:32:07,293 --> 00:32:09,728 * Whoa... 852 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:12,531 * He-hey 853 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:15,734 * Whoa... 854 00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:18,070 * Yeah 855 00:32:19,705 --> 00:32:22,141 * You... 856 00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:32,218 * Ooh... 857 00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:35,587 * Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... 858 00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:36,622 Everything okay out here? 859 00:32:37,656 --> 00:32:40,459 Uh, fine. 860 00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:43,562 It's just getting a little... close in there. 861 00:32:43,595 --> 00:32:46,732 Roger's just having a good time. 862 00:32:46,765 --> 00:32:49,101 Don't make this something bigger than it is. 863 00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:54,740 I used to think I knew what he needed, but... 864 00:32:54,773 --> 00:32:57,043 if what's happening in there is what he needs... 865 00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:58,044 Whatever's going on with him 866 00:32:58,044 --> 00:33:00,712 can include you, and it's better if it does. 867 00:33:00,746 --> 00:33:02,614 (chuckles) 868 00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:04,650 That's... 869 00:33:06,385 --> 00:33:08,354 People might see Roger 870 00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:09,655 that way. 871 00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:12,624 I, on the other hand, am not the kind of person 872 00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:17,229 any one of your friends would... 873 00:33:17,263 --> 00:33:19,631 want like that. 874 00:33:24,070 --> 00:33:26,072 You are a beautiful woman, Janet. 875 00:33:26,072 --> 00:33:27,739 Don't you ever forget that. 876 00:33:27,773 --> 00:33:30,109 Roger is a very lucky man 877 00:33:30,142 --> 00:33:32,578 and he would be a fool not to know that. 878 00:33:32,611 --> 00:33:34,413 A little attention from someone else 879 00:33:34,446 --> 00:33:36,515 is only going to bring it all back to you. 880 00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:41,787 All right... I'll see you back in there. 881 00:33:50,129 --> 00:33:52,664 (giggles) 882 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:53,699 Hi. 883 00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:02,274 Uh, Roger, could I, uh...? 884 00:34:02,308 --> 00:34:03,475 Uh, yes, 885 00:34:03,509 --> 00:34:04,810 yes, you may, definitely. 886 00:34:04,843 --> 00:34:08,647 Can... um, excuse me. 887 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,650 Um, I'm, uh, going to go home, 888 00:34:11,683 --> 00:34:16,222 so, um, I'll need the keys if you're going to stay. 889 00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:17,489 You mean without you? 890 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:22,161 I don't think I can follow you into this, Roger. 891 00:34:22,194 --> 00:34:24,830 I... I tried, but, um... 892 00:34:24,863 --> 00:34:26,132 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Janet. 893 00:34:26,132 --> 00:34:29,401 I don't know what it is you think I'm interested in here, 894 00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:30,569 but this whole night was your idea. 895 00:34:32,471 --> 00:34:33,405 Well, what do you want? 896 00:34:33,439 --> 00:34:35,874 Well, it isn't a damn unicorn, 897 00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:37,676 that's for sure. 898 00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:41,447 What? 899 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,382 Janet... 900 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:45,417 (sniffles) 901 00:34:51,457 --> 00:34:53,525 Let's go home. 902 00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:58,264 Okay. 903 00:34:58,297 --> 00:34:59,765 WOMAN: Bye. 904 00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:05,671 (slow RandB plays) 905 00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:08,274 * Listen, baby... 906 00:35:08,307 --> 00:35:10,476 So Bruce and I... 907 00:35:11,777 --> 00:35:14,580 We were thinking that... 908 00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:17,316 maybe if you and Sylvia...? 909 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:22,488 We actually haven't done this a lot. 910 00:35:24,323 --> 00:35:26,458 You know what I could really go for right now? 911 00:35:29,328 --> 00:35:32,431 What? 912 00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:33,799 An omelet. 913 00:35:36,202 --> 00:35:39,438 How's it going in here, kids? 914 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:42,408 We're... making 915 00:35:42,441 --> 00:35:43,909 an omelet. 916 00:35:43,942 --> 00:35:45,211 You guys want cheese? 917 00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:46,278 Cheese sounds great. 918 00:35:47,613 --> 00:35:49,781 He mostly likes to watch. 919 00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:50,949 Brad is what you would 920 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,451 call an "emotional voyeur." 921 00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:55,654 Come on, Bruce. 922 00:35:56,922 --> 00:35:59,625 Uh... yeah, um, uh, 923 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:01,493 c-could we just, uh... 924 00:36:01,527 --> 00:36:05,331 Whoa, uh... h-hold on a second. 925 00:36:06,365 --> 00:36:07,433 Oh! 926 00:36:07,466 --> 00:36:09,668 You like the light on, huh? Give Brad a better view, 927 00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:11,337 is that what you like? 928 00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:12,571 Laurie?! 929 00:36:12,604 --> 00:36:13,739 Oh, wow. 930 00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:16,575 Wh... uh, what is 931 00:36:16,608 --> 00:36:17,709 going on here? 932 00:36:17,743 --> 00:36:18,577 Who is this lady? 933 00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:22,614 This is Sylvia Davis-- a friend of mine 934 00:36:22,648 --> 00:36:23,582 and your mother's. Who is this? 935 00:36:23,615 --> 00:36:25,651 Uh, Doug Stephens. 936 00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:27,386 I'm sorry. Doug who? 937 00:36:27,419 --> 00:36:28,787 Doug Stephens. 938 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:30,656 We were watching the convention. 939 00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:32,391 How old are you? 940 00:36:32,424 --> 00:36:33,492 Honey... 941 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:36,628 Right, um, Susan, Bruce, we'll call you. 942 00:36:36,662 --> 00:36:38,264 Uh, yeah, I should, uh, get going, too. 943 00:36:38,297 --> 00:36:40,399 Uh, Laurie, Mr. and Mrs. Miller.. 944 00:36:40,432 --> 00:36:42,701 SYLVIA: Where is my jumpsuit? 945 00:36:48,574 --> 00:36:50,509 Sam, hold up. 946 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:52,544 Leave me alone. 947 00:36:52,578 --> 00:36:54,580 Whatever Rick said, he's an ass. 948 00:36:54,613 --> 00:36:56,548 I swear... I don't need your pity. 949 00:36:56,582 --> 00:36:58,917 Okay? I'm not some stray animal you need to take care of. 950 00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:00,686 What did he say to you? 951 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:03,322 I don't go to parties. 952 00:37:03,355 --> 00:37:04,623 I don't drink. 953 00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:06,558 And I don't play stupid kissing games. 954 00:37:06,592 --> 00:37:08,894 Good. Me neither. 955 00:37:15,901 --> 00:37:18,404 SYLVIA: Come on! Hurry, hurry, let's go! 956 00:37:18,437 --> 00:37:19,905 Right behind you. 957 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:32,684 WOMAN: Thanks, Trina. 958 00:37:32,718 --> 00:37:34,553 MAN: We had a great time. 959 00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:36,054 (sighs) 960 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:38,056 I think that's everybody. 961 00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:40,726 Everybody that's fit to drive anyway. 962 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:45,997 I guess she wiped herself out with all that dancing. 963 00:37:46,031 --> 00:37:47,933 Looks like she scared Roger and Janet away. 964 00:37:47,966 --> 00:37:51,337 Oh, I think I might've had something to do with that. 965 00:37:52,371 --> 00:37:53,872 Never mind. 966 00:37:53,905 --> 00:37:56,375 Oh... 967 00:37:56,408 --> 00:37:58,610 Such a waste, huh? 968 00:37:58,644 --> 00:37:59,911 Perfect unicorn. 969 00:38:03,382 --> 00:38:05,884 There's only one unicorn in my book, baby. 970 00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:14,626 (moaning softly) 971 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:24,570 You can't ground me. 972 00:38:24,603 --> 00:38:26,037 I'm practically an adult. 973 00:38:26,071 --> 00:38:29,875 "Practically" and "actually" are two very different things. 974 00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:32,378 How old is he anyway? What's the difference? 975 00:38:32,411 --> 00:38:34,846 Do I need to remind you what you two 976 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,382 were doing at my age? 977 00:38:36,415 --> 00:38:37,749 Laurie... He's making Doug 978 00:38:37,783 --> 00:38:39,017 sound like some sort of creep. 979 00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:41,620 He is a philosophy professor. 980 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:42,454 And where the hell 981 00:38:42,488 --> 00:38:45,391 did you meet a philosophy professor? 982 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,396 Oh, no. 983 00:38:50,429 --> 00:38:52,398 Wait. He's your teacher? 984 00:38:52,398 --> 00:38:54,533 Not anymore. 985 00:38:54,566 --> 00:38:55,901 It was summer school. 986 00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:57,736 Oh, that is it. 987 00:38:57,769 --> 00:38:59,771 What is that, some kind of threat? 988 00:38:59,805 --> 00:39:01,540 What about what you two were doing? 989 00:39:01,573 --> 00:39:02,908 Getting stoned with those freaks, 990 00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:04,142 about to... Watch it! 991 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:06,445 No, she's right, Bruce. 992 00:39:11,550 --> 00:39:13,419 What, what has happened 993 00:39:13,419 --> 00:39:15,521 to this family? 994 00:39:15,554 --> 00:39:16,955 Ever since we moved into this house-- 995 00:39:16,988 --> 00:39:18,424 I mean, no wonder our kids are 996 00:39:18,457 --> 00:39:19,758 off the rails. 997 00:39:21,793 --> 00:39:24,796 All right, the buck... 998 00:39:24,830 --> 00:39:26,164 stops here. 999 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,099 We are taking back control of this family. 1000 00:39:28,133 --> 00:39:31,837 There's going to be a lot of changes around here. 1001 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:34,105 What is that supposed to mean? 1002 00:39:37,576 --> 00:39:38,777 I don't know yet. 1003 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:42,714 I have to think on it. 1004 00:39:44,683 --> 00:39:46,752 Mom? 1005 00:39:48,787 --> 00:39:50,922 We'll talk about this in the morning. 1006 00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:09,708 Captioning sponsored by CBS PARAMOUNT NETWORK TELEVISION 1007 00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:13,745 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org